The biggest risk? blending in.
SO Stop playing nice.
Start standing out.
let’s cut through the shit.
LET’S make your brand famous.
Welcome to the shitshow.
No need to thank us.
But you will.

SHITSHOW CREATIVE

We’re the world’s first full-service agency proudly built to thrive in chaos.

Born on Cinco de Mayo, 2025, we create shit your competitors wish they had the nerve to run.

LAME gets skipped. bold makes bank. fame gets paid.

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WHy CHOOSE SHITSHOW?

  • Crazy ideas that can’t be ignored

  • Creative minds, brilliantly unhinged

  • No buzzwords. No B.S.

  • No endless decks. Just sharp strategy.

  • Less blah blah. More boom boom.

  • Panic-fueled genius. Delivered on time.

STARTED AS A JOKE. NOW IT’S REAL.

THE SHITI-FESTO

We aim for the intersection of iconic, ironic, and possibly concerning. That sweet spot where big ideas meet bigger risks, and where you’ll say, “Wait, are we really doing this?”

If it feels a little unhinged, a little genius, and just barely legal, it meets the Shitshow Standard.™

Our process? Vibes.

Our deliverables? TBD.

Our strategy? Pitch with conviction.

We are Shitshow Creative.

Not the agency you expect.

But the one you need.

We launched a fake agency on Cinco de Mayo. Now it’s real.
We had no business landing a client this fast. So we did.
Welcome to the Shitshow, ExperiHaus

PRESS RELEASE
"Shitshow Creative Wins First Client: ExperiHaus"

FORT LAUDERDALE, FLORIDA – May 7, 2025 – In a development that proves even a beautiful disaster can close a deal, Shitshow Creative has landed its very first client: ExperiHaus, the smart guest and entertainment platform for short-term rentals.

ExperiHaus delivers curated guest experiences with personalized entertainment, smart recommendations, and seamless interactions: all through one intuitive platform.

“When we were looking for a creative partner, we knew we needed a team that could match our energy and embrace the chaos,” said Joel Martin, Chief Media Sales Officer at ExperiHaus. “Shitshow Creative was the only agency whose deck opened with 'The only risk is blending in. Start standing out.' We knew we we had found the perfect partner.” (Connect with Joel on LinkedIn)

ExperiHaus is built for hosts who want to go beyond key exchanges and cleaning fees. Whether you manage one chic downtown loft or 100 beach bungalows, ExperiHaus helps you elevate the guest experience without losing your mind or your Wi-Fi password.

ExperiHaus is also a smarter way for brands to get sampled. “We don’t just want fans. We want addicts,” said Martin. “Our properties are the ultimate showroom disguised as vacation rentals.” From drinks in the fridge to cult skincare by the sink, ExperiHaus makes product trials feel like part of the experience.

“As soon as we heard the words ‘guest entertainment platform,’ we knew two things,” said Justin Kramm, Founder & Chief Shit Stirrer of Shitshow Creative. “One, this was a smart, scalable idea. And two, we would find a way to make it weird. We’re honored they took a chance on the messiest pitch in history.”

As the first official client of Shitshow Creative, ExperiHaus will receive the full spectrum of the agency’s signature strategy: half-baked ideas that somehow work, brand platforms forged in Google Docs, and a passionate creative team that probably hasn’t slept.

About ExperiHaus
ExperiHaus is your guest and entertainment platform for short-term rentals. Put music, movies, and curated experiences at your guests’ fingertips, plus seamless check-ins, real-time messaging, and recommendations for every property you manage. Visit experihaus.com

About Shitshow Creative
Inspired by a Cinco de Mayo, 2025 brainfart and fueled by cold brew and collective delusion, Shitshow Creative is the first full-service agency built to thrive in chaos. The biggest risk is blending in. So stop playing nice. Start standing out. Visit shitshowcreative.com

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📍 Based in Fort Lauderdale, Florida, U.S.A. Conceptually located somewhere between panic and genius.